Our second contest, umm, delayed

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Due to circumstances out of our control, the edmontonian’s upcoming “Find the hidden bear paw in downtown Edmonton” contest is postponed indefinitely.

Oops.

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8 Responses to “Our second contest, umm, delayed”

  1. Ryan Engley says:
    July 9, 2009 at 9:19 am

    First of all, Brilliant. You started my day off with a heart laugh.

    Second of all, the actual story creeps me out. Everyone is so relieved that it’s not a human hand but is okay with it being a bear’s paw. Seriously? There aren’t bears near Edmonton–and poaching bears is illegal.

    Who is this bear hand stealer? Is he or she making jewelry from its claws? I want theEdmontonian to figure this out.

  2. Ryan Engley says:
    July 9, 2009 at 9:20 am

    Heh hem,

    My previous post *should* read: You started my day of with a heartY laugh. Not a heart laugh. I don’t know what a heart laugh is but I didn’t do it.

  3. Jeff says:
    July 9, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Didn’t you kind of want the taxidermist they interviewed to quietly ask “Did you guys find my paw?”

    Also, get that heart laugh checked out.

  4. Brittney says:
    July 9, 2009 at 10:59 am

    A heart laugh? I’m worried.

    Also… TOO SOON!

    But it’s hilarious. I didn’t even see that coming.

  5. Ryan Engley says:
    July 9, 2009 at 11:44 am

    I like how the taxidermist just throws bodies away in the trash–shouldn’t that be a bio-hazard of sorts?

  6. Ryan says:
    July 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Aren’t taxidermists supposed to keep animals intact? In my view, nothing demonstrates shoddy taxidermy more than missing appendages from animals on which they have plied their trade. God, what would a Montana’s commercial look like if these low standards are tolerated? A moose with no lower jaw uncontrollably salivating at the site of hickory back ribs with potatoes and beans, that’s what.

  7. Jeff says:
    July 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Part of me is saying “This is about time to shut down comments on this story.” But the other part of my wants to see where this is going to end up.

    Also, Fletcher, are you monitoring this? You should follow up on the discarding of taxidermy waste.

  8. Sally says:
    July 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Ryan, if you ever run for office, “Battling Shoddy Taxidermy” had better be part of your platform.

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