Bacon and headlines

Edmonton Skyline, #6,093Here’s a little something we’re testing in beta. Of course, that just means it’s something that requires getting up early and reading news headlines.

And getting up early is the worst.

Here are (as perused by staff of the edmontonian) your morning headlines, Edmonton.

These stories will help you know what people are talking about at the coffee shop and water cooler (and on Twitter).

Spoiler alert: they aren’t just all murders and car crashes. In fact, we kind of hate those stories, so unless they’re really noteworthy, you’ll probably never see them here.

from the Edmonton JournalNews-rainbow-letter-to-editor

Spirit of teamwork grabs win at raft race

Seed money for care centres ‘a gift’

from the Edmonton Sun

Tory MP baffled by doppelganger e-mails

Farmers get rain, unclear if its enough

from 630 CHED/iNews880

Private funeral for Edmonton solider Monday

from CTV Edmonton

Pair charged with trespassing after failed adventure

Captain’s cancer death fuels concern for firefighters

If you think we’ve overlooked anything, feel free to leave a link in the comments.

3 Responses to “Bacon and headlines”

  1. JetEngineJesus says:

    sorry, is the whole “soup news” thing getting old…? I can never tell with these kinds of things…

  2. Jeff says:

    The soup news jokes are one of the best inside jokes ever. I am going to do a soup story one day and blow your mind.