Skinny Morning Headlines with extra foam

This reminds me, I need a coffee.

This reminds me, I need a coffee.

Good Wednesday to you, Edmonton.

Here we are, the middle of the work week, and it usually means the news production has picked up.

There are plenty of stories to get to, including a potential Via strike that could deter holiday plans, an iconic Edmonton Motor Inn is shut down (not iconic for good reasons, mind you) and I need to find a new restaurant where I can get one of my favourites; mouse skeleton soup.

The news is always full of interesting facts and surprises.

from the Edmonton Journal

Storm squeezes gasoline supply

Lawsuit launched against bars

U of A gets $7M in research funds

Via Rail cancels trains across Canada after strike threat

from the Edmonton Sun

Storm cash possible

Trailway was too much trouble

from 630 CHED/iNews880

Edmonton restaurant is facing a hefty fine

from CTV Edmonton

Shaw Conference Centre in need of expansion?

from CBC Edmonton:

And I’ll use the CBC story to link you to the one everybody had, which clearly makes it important: Eskimos’ linebacker takes on thief

If you think we’ve overlooked anything, feel free to leave a link in the comments.

3 Responses to “Skinny Morning Headlines with extra foam”

  1. Sally says:

    the day will come when you run out of morning-related headline puns. and i believe that day will be thursday of next week.

  2. Jeff says:

    I believe you are mistaken.

    And I accept your challenge and offer of a free breakfast if I come up with 7 more hilarious breakfast headlines. I promise not to Google or ask anyone for ideas.

    Now, go find me a new restaurant that serves mouse skeleton soup.