Alright, ladies and gents, we’re throwing it back to @egranado, our Mall Opening Bureau Chief, who is out in the chaos at Southgate. @egranado, tell us what you’re seeing.
@egranado: “Long lines to get a Southgate grab bag”
Please tell me the grab bags have tiny top hats and bustiers in them.
@egranado: “This looks like the new main ‘drag’ at Southgate”
@egranado: “The new Southgate food court”
@egranado: “Just some of the entertainment for customers while they are stuck in the traffic jam at Southgate”
What is with special events in this city and people on stilts?
@egranado: “The highly in-demand Southgate grab bags. Contains goodies from the new high-end stores.”
I want a tiny hat.
I suggest you get a Fez, Jeff.
http://www.lukechueh.com/paintings/monkeys-with-hat.html
I tried to steal a tiny hat, but the tiny mall execs stopped me. BTW, the ladies in the tiny hats – UNBELIEVABLY tall!
That’s just hat height.