Dear Simon & Simon…

SimonAndSimon_S2Now, I hope you guys don’t take this the wrong way.

I know you’re really busy, solving crimes in the 1980s.  And I also know your relationship is strained at the best of times, because A.J., you’re so straight-laced, and Rick, you wear a cowboy hat and park your boat on A.J.’s lawn.

But as soon as I saw that someone had parked their boat in a bus stop along Whyte Ave., it seemed clear to me it must’ve been you.  I mean, no thinking person would just pull up next to a bus stop with their boat and tow and just leave it there.  “Yes, this goes here, I guess.” Nope, people don’t think that way.  Clearly, you guys were in my neighbourhood, working on some kind of case and were forced to abandon your ride. So, just for future reference:

imonaboat

grrrr!

Love,

sally.

6 Responses to “Dear Simon & Simon…”

  1. tjameswilson says:

    Brutal. Ticketed?

  2. Sally says:

    not when i went by the first time. (maybe they were too busy fining people for littering – zing!). but i’m about to head out again, i’ll check if it’s still there and report back.

  3. Chris says:

    These are the cases where you call the police immediately and they get a bylaw person out there. That would be a massive towing bill.

  4. Sally says:

    And how awesome would it be to witness a tow truck, pulling someone’s truck, which is pulling that person’s boat.

    Dammit, maybe for once rushing home to write a post about Simon & Simon wasn’t the most practical choice… I always thought that was like doubling down in blackjack. Don’t think, just blog about Simon & Simon!

  5. the_halen says:

    is the boat still there? parking enforcement! 780-423-4567!

    maybe transit riders were suppose to get into the boat?

  6. Sally says:

    oh no! now i feel like a jerk! is this the new ets eddie boat i’ve heard so much about?

    (that’s a joke, there is no ets eddie boat).