How to find someone you don’t want to kill (part 1)

(Editor’s note: As always, Little Miss Curious is going to sex-up your day. So, careful at work when you’re reading this, because your boss may want you reading only boring stuff. Or not surfing the web at all.)

By Little Miss Curious

It’s that time of year again. Summer romances are ending, the air is getting cooler and once again many of us are looking for someone after the last firework has petered out.

This time though, it’s not to get hot and sweaty under the sheets, but rather someone to keep us warm during these long winter nights. Someone to kiss, cuddle and, OK, maybe get a little hot and sweaty when it’s -40. Let’s back it up though.

Once you hit a certain age the dating pool seems to just plummet. I’m in my late 20s and, although there are some single people, the majority are taken. I find the single people are single for a reason. (Next week, dealbreakers!)

So do me a favour. Whether you are in a relationship or single it’s always good to evaluate what you want out of your partner. I know I am currently re-evaluating my standards and what I want.

So before you start looking for that “special someone,” or in my case the flavour of the week (just kidding mom!), pick up a pen and draw three circles all within each other so it looks like nipple, areola, breast.

Think of the nipple as the most important region of your breast. This is your “Musts” or what you cannot live without in a partner. Think for a minute and write them down. The list can be longer short depending on who we are. Next, move onto the middle circle (the areola) and what your partners “should” have. These are not the deal-breakers in a relationship but they are still very important.Last is the largest, but least sensitive…errr, I mean important part of what you want in a partner. It is “nice” if my partner has these qualities but…if they don’t it’s OK.

Now look at your paper and see what you value the most. I think what we want is often a reflection of who we are. Or perhaps I’m just blowing smoke out of my ass.

For me, my breast looks a little something like this:

• Must: mature, smart (book and street), adventurous, great in bed, sense of humor, athletic, friend, compassionate, caring, supportive and encouraging, respectful and trustworthy, non-smoker, healthy
• Important: well-travelled, book lover, self-supportive, hard-working, cultured, hygiene, social, brave, conversationalist, can spell for all those sexy Scrabble tournaments we’ll be having in the bedroom
• Nice: non-drinker, nice ass, hair (but not hairy), nerdy, vegetarian, good-looking (to me), tall like the Jolly Green Giant

The list goes on, but you get my point.

Now this is from a female perspective but I’ve had this chat with many of my guy friends and a lot of qualities they look for in a woman were quite similar. Smart, witty, fit and healthy, enjoys sex, adventurous and strong.

More then a few texted me back saying I was their ideal girl…haha NOW who’s blowing smoke out of one’s ass? But thanks for the boost gentlemen! Good luck and happy hunting ladies and gents.

Until next time, keeping it smart, single and sexy I’m Little Miss Curious.