Wait! There's a DVD?
Being a sexy nerd, I do admit books make the best lovers.
Here are a few I’ve been pondering over the last few days.
“Oral Sex is the New Goodnight Kiss.”
Well, apparently I’ve been ending 75% of my dates the wrong way. I have to admit, I was a little puzzled why they had such glum expressions as they walked me to the door…
And with school starting, I’m a little concerned about some of the books are children are reading, especially the new Dr. Seuss ones.
With titles such as “I Love the Nightlife,” “Show me they Honey,” and “Ice is Nice” I’m wondering whatever happened to “Sam, Sam, Sam I am…I do not like Green Eggs and Ham!”
Instead it’s more like “I love my crack, I love my ho, show me the money and I’ll give you some blow!” Awesome!
I’ve already picked up double copies for my nieces to promote a healthy street education.
Until next time Edmonton, Keep it smart single and sexy, I’m Little Miss Curious!
(Editor’s note: Probably Little Miss Curious’ first safe for work post. Don’t forget to get your dealbreakers in, because, as mentioned before, Little Miss Curious is working on a post about those.)
From the snowsuits we're fairly sure they're talking about winter.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT COMES (get it? you get it) ON THE DVD INCLUDED WITH THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You put a hold on that book and DVD as soon as you read this, didn’t you?
Cut to: A sweaty, nervous, Derjis trying to remain calm as he checks the book and DVD out of his local EPL branch.
JUST A PACK OF GUM, PLEASE…!!!!!! *looks around nervously* (and, uh, this book, too) SOOOOOOO, HOW ABOUT THOSE OILERS, HUH!??! THEY ARE SURELY GOING TO WIN THE GREY CUP THIS YEAR!!
For those of you paying attention, that’s a 25% chance of ending a date with Little Miss Curious in oral sex.