Headlines Will be Delayed Today

Jeff is busy making TV for us this morning, and I never learned to read, so headlines will be delayed until this afternoon.

We applaud your patience.


In the meantime, if you’ve seen any stories you’d like to discuss, or that you feel Jeff should include in his headlines, feel free to mention them in the comments of this post.

8 Responses to “Headlines Will be Delayed Today”

  1. Derjis says:

    That had better be some damned fine TV he’s off making this morning, or HEADS WILL ROLL…

  2. Adam Snider says:

    I feel like Jeff should learn to multi-task. And like he should teach you how to read. Basically, I blame Jeff 100% for this because I have worked in television (I wrote a commercial once) and I know that it is not difficult at all.

  3. Derjis says:

    Television is super easy. Just show up with a camera, point it at some asshole who thinks he’s really funny, tell him to walk around doin’ stuff, give the footage to some poor, faceless editor somewhere and tell them to turn it into GOLD.

  4. Adam Snider says:

    Poor, faceless Sally.

  5. Sally says:

    Poor, faceless, ILLITERATE Sally.

  6. Jeff says:

    Hey, you know what my favourite blog is? That one, you know, with the guy and that faceless girl who can’t read.

  7. Adam Snider says:

    I must commend Sally on her noble efforts. She has managed to learn how to write, despite being illiterate. It’s quite a feat. The woman’s got moxie.

  8. Sally says:

    If I knew what any of these crazy hieroglyphics meant, I would thank you.