Dear Simon & Simon…
Now, I hope you guys don’t take this the wrong way.
I know you’re really busy, solving crimes in the 1980s. And I also know your relationship is strained at the best of times, because A.J., you’re so straight-laced, and Rick, you wear a cowboy hat and park your boat on A.J.’s lawn.
But as soon as I saw that someone had parked their boat in a bus stop along Whyte Ave., it seemed clear to me it must’ve been you. I mean, no thinking person would just pull up next to a bus stop with their boat and tow and just leave it there. “Yes, this goes here, I guess.” Nope, people don’t think that way. Clearly, you guys were in my neighbourhood, working on some kind of case and were forced to abandon your ride. So, just for future reference:
