Little Miss Curious is awesome
Before I start out, I’d just like to point out that Movember is almost over, thank goodness. Half of you were beginning to look like you drive a cube van and wear trench coats. Apparently, November 18 is “Sleep With a Man With a Moustache” day. But that’s only a rumor…
As I freeze my ass off despite the extra 10 pounds of clothing I have on, I’ve started doing a little looksie at what’s popular for Christmas. We don’t really celebrate in my family, but I’m always curious to see what other people are buying for the holiday season.
If anyone hasn’t seen, or read, it yet, “The Book of Awesome” is one of Amazon’s top-sellers. When I reserved it from the library I ended up being number 220 in line, but thankfully they have about 40 copies now so I didn’t have to wait that long. But to be honest, it wasn’t worth the wait. Quite frankly it sucked. “High-fiving babies,” “the first scoop of peanut butter out of the jar”? I’m not so sure how awesome these things are on a daily basis. I mean, they probably grow old after awhile.
I decided to come up with my own list of awesome. (more…)
Curious: sexy books
Wait! There's a DVD?
Being a sexy nerd, I do admit books make the best lovers.
Here are a few I’ve been pondering over the last few days.
“Oral Sex is the New Goodnight Kiss.”
Well, apparently I’ve been ending 75% of my dates the wrong way. I have to admit, I was a little puzzled why they had such glum expressions as they walked me to the door…
And with school starting, I’m a little concerned about some of the books are children are reading, especially the new Dr. Seuss ones.
With titles such as “I Love the Nightlife,” “Show me they Honey,” and “Ice is Nice” I’m wondering whatever happened to “Sam, Sam, Sam I am…I do not like Green Eggs and Ham!”
Instead it’s more like “I love my crack, I love my ho, show me the money and I’ll give you some blow!” Awesome!
I’ve already picked up double copies for my nieces to promote a healthy street education.
Until next time Edmonton, Keep it smart single and sexy, I’m Little Miss Curious!
(Editor’s note: Probably Little Miss Curious’ first safe for work post. Don’t forget to get your dealbreakers in, because, as mentioned before, Little Miss Curious is working on a post about those.)
From the snowsuits we're fairly sure they're talking about winter.
