Movie Review: Gamer (also, post 301!)
(Let’s see those confetti cannons, people, because we’ve hit 300 posts. This here is 301, and isn’t it fitting that it’s our friend @MondoJay’s review of “Gamer”, the new film starring Mr. 300 himself, Gerard Butler – opening this weekend (times and locations here). Jay won the preview passes we were giving away earlier this week and has been gracious enough to let us know how the movie was.)
By @MondoJay
Sex, explosions and video games do not a good movie make. Gamer, at its core, has an interesting story that tries to bring the video games of today into the future, with the Gladiator style fighting of the past. But unfortunately, something (or someone) got in the way of that story.
And what a weird story it was. I don’t really like getting into plot summaries, but honestly, if you’ve seen Death Race (which is about on par with this movie), or the famous Gladiator (which is 10x better then this film), you’ve basically seen this story. Man goes to jail, leaving family behind, has to fight his way out, violence ensues. There’s nothing new about the story, except that it happens to take place in a very interesting future of human controlling human for fun and sport. The writers/directors tried too hard to cram all sorts of information about the future society and almost forgot about their reused plot. Then, there are times where they keep banging you over the head with the plot devices, effectively insulting the audience. I’m not sure what the directors/writers were thinking.
Ah, speaking of directors/writers Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, what a pair those two are. If you are unaware, these two guys are the brilliant (I write this sarcastically) minds behind Crank and 
Crank: High Voltage. I’ve personally only seen Crank, and I actually enjoyed that film for what it was worth (and it was worth a quick laugh),Gamer however felt to me as though there could have been more to it then just a quick laugh. It’s hard to say there was something lost in translation because Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor wrote AND directed the film. So what happened guys?
The cast was there, a pretty strong performance from Gerard Butler, and a really nice a creepy performance from Dexter’s own Michael C. Hall. The visual effects were there, as the film looks pretty good. The concept was there too. Really, I think they just missed the mark on this one. It had potential and it was wasted. Too bad.
2/5
Gamer
Alright gang, it’s time for us to have a contest.
We have two double guest passes for the Thursday night showing of “Gamer,” which officially opens Friday.
Now, normally, we would give these away to two very lucky people – but since a) I think we’re all adults and can admit this movie looks like it might be a catastrophe and b) I hadn’t heard of “Gamer” until the passes fell into my hands – we’re giving one person both passes. Because the best way to enjoy a potentially terrible movie you haven’t heard of is with a posse of friends.
If you would like to win these passes and take 3 of your lucky friends to the Thursday, September 3rd showing of ”Gamer” (it’s at Empire City Centre Theatres at 9 p.m., btw) – please make up your own alternate tagline ( the real one is “Who’s Playing You?”) for this movie, and post it in the comments. We’ll throw all (read=any)of the entries into a hat and draw at the end of the day.
Also, if you win, it would be nice if you could send us an e-mail and let us know if the movie’s any good. I’m just sayin’.
