Little Miss Curious’ day off
Hey gang, Jeff here.
Little Miss Curious is taking today off, probably learning about freaky stuff the rest of us will never even hear about.
So I searched “edmonton” and “sexy” on YouTube.
Check above for a video that I include because on first read of its title I thought it was going to be a video of me doing really dumb stuff on Whyte. Thankfully, that is yet to turn up. Also, a lot of people use the tag “sexy” on YouTube.
I also Googled "edmonton"+"sexy"
Yeah…I’ll be sure to leave the sexiness to the experts from now on.
To catch up on Little Miss’ antics and advice, start here.
Little Miss Curious goes Taboo
At least, I think they're nipple clamps. (Jeff S.)
This week I have a million things on my mind and dates with bachelors #312 and #254. It doesn’t seem to get any easier from here on in, but life is meant to be complicated, right? Especially when you’re in your 20s. The day I wake up when I’m 30, all my fears and doubts, my worries and insecurities will be gone. I’ll be a new person. Or at least I hope…
This weekend I attended the Taboo Sex Show hoping to get my kink on. That was my expectation, because after all I’ve heard how wildly entertaining it is. I must be getting old then because nothing seemed to offend me.
Actually I felt that it was a bit of a let down. I can honestly say the only good booth was the Traveling Tickle Trunk (and I would be saying that even without their sponsorship of the edmontonian).
I didn’t see anything kinky about it. Just a lot of “Rabbit-Habit” vibes and even more of creepy old men. I was hoping for a show from A.S.K. (Alberta Society for Kink) but all I got was a skinny guy running around in bondage gear brandishing a whip. Needless to say, Little Miss Curious didn’t walk out with any new info. (more…)
Spicy candy and beer in hell
More on this, later...
On Tuesday, I plunked my groceries down at the check-out till and made a mental note to see that I had everything. Condoms, shrimp, spinach, ice-cream, and a few other goodies for the long weekend. Check, check and check.
I wasn’t paying that much attention when all of a sudden I heard a man’s voice talking to me. Looking up I assumed it was another creeper, but instead, there in front of me, was the guy I had been flirting with, for maybe 10 years?
Our relationship had been weird; gone to school together, then lost track, would bump into each other every few years, flirt, and then go our separate ways. We talked and, after a few carefully worded questions, I found out that he lived directly across the street from me.
Yes!
There was one catch though. I couldn’t remember his name, and that indeed was a bad thing. So I did what any modern woman would do in my shoes. I pulled out a business card and said: “I’m looking for a workout buddy, you look like you’d be a good match.”
He mumbled something about probably not being able to keep up with me, and I bit my tongue so I wouldn’t agree. He took my card though, and now we’ll see if he makes the next move. If yes, great. If no, great. I never sweat it when it comes to guys. No one should.
On another note, last week I promised to discuss what mayoral candidate would look good in a wet t-shirt contest. I only have two words, Lynn Mandel. (more…)
Little Miss Curious (NSFW)
Do vibrating cock rings expire? As I attempt to purge myself down to 100 things (that’s a story for another day) I found a little toy that must have come with a box of condoms, from when I was dating that nerdy guy a year ago.
Sad to say his experimentation only went from placing me on the bottom to me on the top, so adventure never really crossed into mind. However, the next guy was much more involved which leads me to wonder; how was it not used up? And what happens if I use it now? Will my partner’s penis catch on fire? Will it explode? Or will it be cool running? I’ll keep you posted… hopefully with a happy ending. (more…)
Art imitating life (NSFW)
(Editor’s note: You’re likely to encounter the word “penis” in this item, so keep that in mind if you’re viewing from a work computer. Also, we were given tickets to the Blue Revue, so we could save our change for the peeps.)
If you read enough about sex, you start seeing sexy stuff everywhere.
DIY yourself porn. It’s never been easier.
With the advance of digital media, smartphones, and cheap electronics, recording your partner doing something naughty has never been simpler. The days of low-res Paris Hilton’s sex tapes need no longer apply.
I’ll admit, I’m no rookie to the production side, having camera equipment always lying round and some very curious partners. Not that I have a whole coffee table book to fill but…The most memorable so far was in the middle of some scary Mexican city, in some scary Mexican hotel that was next to a very scary looking Mexican gun shop.
My bf at the time and I ended up on Mariachi street and were kept awake by sombrero singers. The music was (ahem) so romantic that we decided to record the memories. Unfortunately though, my now ex-bf never deleted the pictures and threatened to release them last year when I was in the Middle East.
Let that be a lesson learned, check your partner’s equipment before you part ways.
On Wednesday, Vue Weekly hosted their first ever “Blue Revue” party to coincide with their annual sex issue. For those of you that missed it (and you did miss a great show) the Blue Revue revolved around amateur pornography, made by our fellow Edmontonians. Not to mention, Capital City Burlesque, BrontoScorpio and some vintage porn.
Edmonton, all I can say is you got talent my friend. (more…)
Dealbreakers
Or, How to find someone you don’t want to kill part 2
Dealbreakers. We all have them. Some may label them as standards, but most people use the more casual term of “F**k no, you can’t touch that!”
Most of us don’t want axe murderers, married people or partners that have bizarre habits. But what about the smaller, annoying things? And what exactly is a dealbreaker?
The Urban Dictionary defines dealbreaker as “…’the catch’ that a particular individual cannot overlook and ultimately outweighs any redeeming quality the individual may possess.”
A few weeks back I discussed how you can find your perfect mate, or what you should look for. This week is weeding out the baddies. (more…)
Sexy time
Hi, Edmonton. Didn’t see you there. Wait, come on in here for a minute.
Would you like a glass of wine? How about you sit down here, on the edge of our bed, and talk with us for a minute…
You have to go? Can we get your number?
Yes, Edmonton is a sexy place, full of sexy people. And Vue Weekly knows all about the sexiness that is Edmonton. They do publish an annual sex issue.
But it seems that just wasn’t enough for those insatiable alt-weekly folk. They wanted more of you. And they’re going to get it.
Next Wednesday night. (more…)
Curious: sexy books
Wait! There's a DVD?
Being a sexy nerd, I do admit books make the best lovers.
Here are a few I’ve been pondering over the last few days.
“Oral Sex is the New Goodnight Kiss.”
Well, apparently I’ve been ending 75% of my dates the wrong way. I have to admit, I was a little puzzled why they had such glum expressions as they walked me to the door…
And with school starting, I’m a little concerned about some of the books are children are reading, especially the new Dr. Seuss ones.
With titles such as “I Love the Nightlife,” “Show me they Honey,” and “Ice is Nice” I’m wondering whatever happened to “Sam, Sam, Sam I am…I do not like Green Eggs and Ham!”
Instead it’s more like “I love my crack, I love my ho, show me the money and I’ll give you some blow!” Awesome!
I’ve already picked up double copies for my nieces to promote a healthy street education.
Until next time Edmonton, Keep it smart single and sexy, I’m Little Miss Curious!
(Editor’s note: Probably Little Miss Curious’ first safe for work post. Don’t forget to get your dealbreakers in, because, as mentioned before, Little Miss Curious is working on a post about those.)
From the snowsuits we're fairly sure they're talking about winter.
How to find someone you don’t want to kill (part 1)
(Editor’s note: As always, Little Miss Curious is going to sex-up your day. So, careful at work when you’re reading this, because your boss may want you reading only boring stuff. Or not surfing the web at all.)
It’s that time of year again. Summer romances are ending, the air is getting cooler and once again many of us are looking for someone after the last firework has petered out.
This time though, it’s not to get hot and sweaty under the sheets, but rather someone to keep us warm during these long winter nights. Someone to kiss, cuddle and, OK, maybe get a little hot and sweaty when it’s -40. Let’s back it up though.
Once you hit a certain age the dating pool seems to just plummet. I’m in my late 20s and, although there are some single people, the majority are taken. I find the single people are single for a reason. (Next week, dealbreakers!)
So do me a favour. Whether you are in a relationship or single it’s always good to evaluate what you want out of your partner. I know I am currently re-evaluating my standards and what I want.
So before you start looking for that “special someone,” or in my case the flavour of the week (just kidding mom!), pick up a pen and draw three circles all within each other so it looks like nipple, areola, breast. (more…)
