Make me into a classy dame, Edmonton
Look, I have something of a secret to confess. I don’t partake in the arts all that much.
Sure, I catch a band here and there, see something at the Fringe, I even talk about the new art gallery. All the time. But I don’t really head out to the theatre, opera or high-arts much. Or at all. I make up for my lack of culture with delicious sarcasm.
This is why I need your advice, Edmonton. I’m heading to the symphony this Saturday (for Broadway Rocks) and I don’t know what to wear, how I should act, or anything else that might end up being pertinent.
All advice is welcome. Make me into a beautiful swan. (Or at least a guy who won’t make an ass of himself at a classy joint.)
